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Mosh Shorts

Mosh Shorts

$30.00

(Cost of product and shipping are in Canadian dollars) The brand new mosh shorts from Vile Creature are the perfect fit for any pit. Available for pre-order until September 30th.

ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS ARE YOU READY TO XFUCKINGXGOX? MOSH SHORTS. LETS FUCKING DO THIS SOUTH FLORIDA 2002 STYLE WITH A JASON MASK AND A HAMMER IN EACH HAND IN THE CENTRE OF THE PIT YOU KNOW SOME IGNORANT SHIT LETS LISTEN TO SHATTERED REALM IN OUR BASKETBALL JERSEYS AND TALK ABOUT LIFTING AND THEN CRY IN OUR CARS ON THE WAY HOME FROM HANGING WITH YOUR BROS CAUSE NONE OF THEM REALLY GET YOU AND YOUD RATHER BE LISTENING TO THE SHINS AND WRITE POETRY BUT YOU WERE PEER PRESSURED INTO GETTING THIS DUMB ASS X ON YOUR HANDS AND NOW THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL FUCKING MOSH MOTHERFUCKERS.
okay, sorry for all the yelling. These are shorts with a beautiful switchblade design by VC's in house art babe Stephen Wilson with the logo they designed on the other leg. I really wanted to write JUICY on the ass in black metal font but lawsuits are not metal so just imagine we did that okay? Enjoy!

IMPORTANT NOTE:

This is a pre-order item, and is available until September 30th. All orders are estimated to ship October 18th. If this item is bundled with any other item on the Cut Loose store, all items will be held for shipment until October 18th.

We appreciate your patience and understanding during any potential delays due to the ongoing COVID-19 situation.

Shorts are equipped with an elastic waist.

 

Sizing Guide:

Small - Waist size: 28.3" - 41.7" / Hip Size: 46.5" / Length: 18.7"

Medium - Waist size: 29.9" - 43.3" / Hip Size: 48" / Length: 19.1"

Large - Waist size: 31.9" - 45.3" / Hip Size: 50" / Length: 19.5"

XL - Waist size: 33.9" - 47.2" / Hip Size: 52" / Length: 19.9"